W3C Disability Access            Adjust Size Text            Colour            Dictionary (Double Click On Any Word)            Background Colour

W3C

Bookmark and Share


FBI, CIA, LAPD The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"



LaDESS 2.1 Launch

LaDESS 2.1 Launch

Director delivered his speech

LaDESS 2.1 Launch

LaDESS 2.1 Launch

Director Datuk Hj. Safar officially launched LaDESS 2.1

LaDESS 2.1 Launch

LaDESS 2.1 Launch

LaDESS 2.1 Launch

LaDESS 2.1 Launch

Deputy Director Mr Bernard Liew

Districts of Sabah

Sabah District Map

Districts of Sabah

Semporna

Semporna

Districts of Sabah

Pensiangan

Pensiangan

Districts of Sabah

Tuaran

Tuaran

Districts of Sabah

Tongod

Tongod

Districts of Sabah

Tenom

Tenom

Districts of Sabah

Tawau

Tawau

Districts of Sabah

Tambunan

Tambunan

Districts of Sabah

Sipitang

Sipitang

Districts of Sabah

Sandakan

Sandakan

Districts of Sabah

Ranau

Ranau

Districts of Sabah

Pitas

Pitas

Districts of Sabah

Penampang

Penampang

Districts of Sabah

Papar

Papar

Districts of Sabah

Lahad Datu

Lahad Datu

Districts of Sabah

Labuk Sugut

Labuk Sugut

Districts of Sabah

Kunak

Kunak

Districts of Sabah

Kudat

Kudat

Districts of Sabah

Kuala Penyu

Kuala Penyu

Districts of Sabah

Kota Marudu

Kota Marudu

Districts of Sabah

Kota Belud

Kota Belud

Districts of Sabah

Kinabatangan

Kinabatangan

Districts of Sabah

Keningau

District Map of Keningau

Districts of Sabah

Beaufort

District of Beaufort

Districts of Sabah

Kota Kinabalu

District Map of Kota Kinabalu

Staff Login
User ID:

Password:

Forgot password?

 

 

 

Calendar
<< July 2017 >>
S M T W T F S
           
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
         

 


 

Last Updated: 25-07-2017

Disclaimer | Privacy & Policy | Security

Best view with using browser Mozilla Firefox , Internet Explorer 8.0 with screen resolution 1024x768.

Jabatan Tanah Dan Ukur Sabah
Wisma Tanah Dan Ukur
Jalan Perwira,
88100 Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, Malaysia
Telefon : 088-527600   
  

© Lands And Surveys Department Sabah 2017. All Rights Reserved.